Who knew Yaweh was such an interior designer? Yaweh covers some pretty weirdly designed furniture items by today's standards including The Arc of the Covenant - cue the Indiana Jones theme. Yes, the same arc that was in Indiana Jones (we'll wait while you look it up).
Read MoreWe hope you're ready to put on your lawschool pants, because the Bible is about to deliver some serious Ox Law. This week we read about the extensive protection of property, responsibilities as well as law, justice, mercy and the Sabbath.
Read MoreThis week we get to read The Ten Commandments that are given to Moses on Mount Sinai. Somehow that story seems so different from what we remember as kids!
Read MoreThe saga of Moses and the Israelites continues! Seems to be a lot of murmuring going on. We get to see water pour out of a rock, we get to meet Jethro (not to be confused with the famous Tull) and Moses judges the masses.
Read MoreThis week we have another famous story of the miracles that God does for Moses and his people: The Parting of the Red Sea.
Read MoreJust in case you still hadn't had enough plagues, Yahweh has a few left, including the biggest plague of all: Passover.
Read MoreMoses and Aaron enact God's epic punishments on Pharaoh and the Egyptians. Boils, Flies, Frogs, Blood Rivers, and much much more!
Read MoreThe burning bush is still speaking and whips out some disturbing magic tricks to prove it is Yahweh. From there, things go downhill for Moses and the Israelites.
Read MoreToday we get Moses' origin story! A prince of Egypt or a hebrew rebel? Maybe this burning bush will tell us something about it.
Read MoreGenesis ends with a lot of prophecies from Jacob, a family burial in the cave that they DEFINITELY own, and finally, the end of Joseph.
Read MoreAfter being reunited with his family, Joseph leverages the famine into a system of buying land and instating a nationwide tax. So modern!
Read MoreJoseph's brothers come back, bringing their youngest brother Benjamin. We finally hit the climax of the Joseph storyline!
Read MoreJoseph finally finds someone who appreciates his dream interpretations and finds fame and fortune. Meanwhile things haven't been going so well for Jacob and Sons.
Read MoreWith our special guest, Sethbling, we get back to the story of Joseph and his trials and tribulations as a slave and prisoner.
Read MoreRachel has one last son before her death, bringing the total to 12. We begin the story of Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors!
Read MoreJacob becomes a genuine wrestle boy and is rewarded with a new name: Israel! He reunites with his brother and then his sons exact vengeance on their sister's rapist.
Read MoreRachel and Leah compete in a breeding war to see who can have more children. Meanwhile, Jacob find a way to get Laban's goats.
Read MoreJacob and Rebekah plot together to trick Isaac into blessing him instead of Esau bu disguising him as a goat-man. Then Jacob travels to Haran where he falls in love with Rachel and works 14 years in order to marry her... and ends up with an extra wife.... and kids.
Read MoreGenesis: The Next Generation! Today we move from Abraham's story to his son Isaac's, including visits to some familiar places!
Read MoreToday Abraham win's the award for best dad... NOT! He's actually kinda scary. We also learn very clearly that Abraham bought a cave and then finds a wife for Isaac.
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