Paul's first epistle to the Thessalonians might be one of his earliest. Full of hints about the wrath to come, he throws Philippi under the bus. Some strange insertions leave us wondering about a few verses, and Paul shares another important life motto with us: A reminder never hurts.
Read MoreColossians starts out with interesting theology, including Christology and godheads. In a soft moment, Paul makes everything confusingly sexual and sexually confusing before sharing life instructions - including the ultimate rebuttal to bad dad jokes.
Read MoreWe're wrapping up Philippians with a quiz!
Read MoreWritten by Paul and Timothy for the believers in Philippi, this epistle teaches us more about the day of Jesus Christ, tender mercies, and things to be aware of, including knife-happy circumcisers.
Read MoreDon your helm of knowledge for not one but two quizzes on Ephesians!
Read MoreFaux-Paul continues to impart important theological lessons to the Ephesians, including: don't let the sun go down on your wrath, no goofing or filthy brothers allowed, and how wives should consider their husbands to be their spiritual authority. Plus we find out what Emily thought of Good Friday Mass and what really happened in Romania.
Read MoreThe first part of Totally Paul's Clone's epistle to the church at Ephesus might have been missing criticism, but it's full of potential episode titles. Which one is your favorite? God's (Non-Existent) Grandchildren. Signed, Sealed, & Delivered! God is Calorie Free. Your Inward Man. Fills All in All. Clone Mommy Questions. Where Did All the Sentence Breaks Go? Only the Finest Nuns.
Read MoreWe're back and wrapping up the book of Galatians with a custom quiz by the one and only, Professor RockAnon! Join us as we try to remember what shenanigans Paul was up to with Peter the Pebble and what the heck Death by Worms has to do with Paul's message to the church.
Read MoreGalatians continues with Paul encouraging us to remember our petty bondage days while changing his stance on circumcision. Pregnancy metaphors are back (so make sure to have a drink handy) and orgies are specifically ruled unacceptable.
Read MoreThe epistle to the Galatians sheds light on Paul's backstory and speculates about the story of Abraham. Paul continues to dunk on Judaism while trying to connect the dots to Christianity.
Read MoreOur time in Corinth comes to an end with a custom quiz written by a (possibly drunk) listener. Tune in to find out what Jase is never allowed to say again and so much more!
Read MoreIn the final letter to the Church of Corinth, it proves that Paul isn't rubber and the congregation isn't glue. Rumors, insults, hurt feelings, and godly jealousy are abundant. Meanwhile, we're trying to figure out what really happened because the vibes of these chapters are more weird than tears.
Read MoreThe originator of hot takes continues his letter to the church at Corinth with prose befitting a first-year English major by throwing spaghetti against the wall and espousing the need for waterproof tents during hard, tough, and bad times. Our planned business ventures grow with the addition of Coins for Christ as we read the prosperity gospel and prepare for upcoming "mean-andring".
Read More2 Corinthians starts off with a confusing amount of comfort, which is made slightly more clear by Eugene, and then Paul starts walking back parts of previous messages. We discover an idea for the ultimate recommendation letter and Christ-scented deodorant, and discuss the transitive properties of glory.
Read MoreQuiz time! We've got two for you today, a warm-up and one that's more Christian madlibs than quiz due to its circular knowledge. Tune in to find out who we've decided to cast as Chloe!
Read MoreUncertain trumpets, the hierarchy of spiritual gifts, misogynistic interpretations, and the recollection of auditorial combat await you in the final chapters of 1 Corinthians. Lessons learned today include the mandate to have the malice of babies, be decent and in order, and that it was Paul all along.-
Read MoreBread on bread action and slumming with demons are just some of the fun awaiting you in this week's chapters! Join us for contradictions, idolatry tests, and some greatest hits - including members on members.
Read MorePaul's letter to the church in Corinth continues with explorations of our true identity, the origins of cancel culture, the transitive properties of prostitution. Factual errors in translations leave us with lots of questions, and of course, Paul (possibly the original modern day sales-person) is trying to have it both ways.
Read MoreWe're jumping right back into the mouth and fleshly stuff with Paul's second letter to the people of Corinth.
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