The Chippendales welcome seven new angels to their ranks! They walk on a sea of fire and glass, hotbox in the temple, and inflict their rad powers on the earth. Drunk on blood, an exceedingly severe plague of hail is unleashed, and riddles leave us wondering who we're meant to be rooting for?
Read MoreThe mark of the beast has finally been revealed, along with an army of singing incels, and Jesus' Pokemon evolution! Garbage grapes are being turned into wine, perhaps to fill the Chalice of Anger, and a dragon tries to swallow a baby.
Read MoreWoe, woe, woe! The seven trumpets sound, things are thrown to the earth, and the locust, with the power of scorpions, select victims to torture for five months. Instead of eating it up, we're looking for a side door out of this nightmare fuel of a book.
Read MoreAn emerald rainbow plays a staring role in Revelation's startling horror story about creatures, spirits, a zombie lamb, and the arrival of the four horses of the apocalypse.
Read MoreThe beginning of the unbelievable end is upon us, finally. A rousing game of telephone, new titles, a golden girdle, Class Creep Jesus feature in the first three chapters of Revelation.
Read MoreA poet and an episitlator walk into a bar... no, it's not a joke — this week we're reading the last few books before Revelation! John likes to avoid a paper trail and Jude surprised us, we want more.
Read MoreThe bird is the word, there are multiple anti-Christs, and lusty eyes in John's first epistle to the fellishippe. Which has us reminiscing about DC Talk and wondering about blatant contradictions.
Read MoreWe're wrapping up 1 & 2 Peter with quizzes written by our listeners!
Read MoreProbably-not-Peter starts his second letter by name-dropping Jesus and detailing the virtues one must exhibit to get to love. He goes on to talk about destruction, tents, and fuel for the final fire.
Read MoreGird up the loins of your mind and sprinkle yourself in the blood and join us as we read the first of Peter's letters, which leaves us wondering about corruptible seed and abstaining from fleshly lusts.
Read MoreYou may not have thought the crown of life and sexy bear sandwiches have anything in common, but you will after this quiz.
Read MoreJames the Just writes to the Jews using pretty turns of phrase about endurance, a real killer, and rad raves. Possibly in opposition to Paul's teaching, he espouses the importance of works in addition to faith and taming the tongue.
Read MoreListeners in the chat lead us astray during this week's episode, in which we wrap up Hebrews with a quiz.
Read MoreIt's finally the penultimate episode of Paul/Maybe Not Paul's letters, and we're recapping like we're back in Deuteronomy! Aaron's rod makes an appearance, as do various washings (yeah, we don't know what that means either), and a new quote from Jesus.
Read MoreJoin us for a tasting of the word of God, immortal priestly dramas, and classic negging behavior. We're left wondering, does God still got it, and what does Eugene have to say about loins?
Read MoreWe're quizzing ourselves on 1 & 2 Timothy in hopes of finding out if we're smarter than a 7th grader!
Read MoreAnother fake Paul writes to Timothy, imploring him to teach, spread the word of truth, and encourage his followers to complete an extensive to-do list. Eugene warns us to avoid pious nitpicking and avoid those allergic to God.
Read MorePaul is both bringing back the classics and taking a sharp left turn towards the end times this week. We're left wondering what was the purpose of 2nd Thessalonians and did Paul really write this?
Read MorePaul's first epistle to the Thessalonians might be one of his earliest. Full of hints about the wrath to come, he throws Philippi under the bus. Some strange insertions leave us wondering about a few verses, and Paul shares another important life motto with us: A reminder never hurts.
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