The book of John continues to delight us with new content and bolder, more polarizing Jesus! Porches make their New Testament debut, mats are carried on the wrong day, and some of the disciples run away.
The Book of John (not that John) jumps right into the action with new origin stories, Jesus' first public miracle, and the redemption of garbage grapes. Culty communes are formed, and a big budget revival begins.
Read MoreTyndale and Eugene bring the pizazz today, with a twist on an old parable and unexpected financial advice. Jesus meets Zacchaeus and might levitate on a colt?
Read MoreA skill-less manager goes from being unable to dig to being an oil and wheat tycoon. Meanwhile, Jesus confuses the disciples and us. Is it time for him to take a break?
Read MoreThis week's chapters are full of riddles on riddles, lessons, and unfamiliar content. Tyndale's use of middle English sends us to the search engines, while Jesus fan fiction and the best way to negotiate for canaries is discussed.
Read MoreThe disciples receive a fraction of Jesus' power, learn to navigate the world without their wallets, and witness the wonder of food multiplication. Jesus comes up with some genius marketing and puzzles the crowds with a son & father riddle.
Read MoreLord of the Sabbath, enraging healer, and bad capitalist, is on his way to being our favorite Jesus yet.
Read MoreThe lessons we've heard before hit a bit differently this week as Jesus takes his holiness to the next level. Broken nets and almost sunk boats lead to one of the largest catches of the disciples' lives.
Read MoreThe second book of the New Testament comes to a close, in person, with trick questions, dusty feet, and emotional support animals.
Read MoreThe masses are manipulated into crying for the death of Jesus, now mocked as the King of the Jews. The final chapters of Mark leave us wanting to know more about the origins of the wine-soaked sponge and if Yahweh is super cut?
Read MoreAs the end of his life draws near, Jesus' tone and tune change, reminding his disciples of the prophecy currently being fulfilled. Ears and clothing are both lost as Jesus is arrested, bringing about the beginning of the end.
Read MoreA truly terrible story is followed by what might be a Biblical black widow and a glimpse of what marriage will be like in Heaven. Confusing logic puzzles aren't solved, and Emily braces herself for a lack of detail to come.
Read MoreWe're kicking the show off with a Rock a Clock segment, followed by a possible new commandment, and a riveting discussion about worldly possessions and the economic system in Haven. Word salad Jesus turns down the budget Hemsworths offer while traveling the tourist track on just one virginal donkey.
Read MoreIn a book of repeated stories, things are getting increasingly weird as Jesus gets sassier. Cockadoodledoodling, signs for the Pharisees, and a secretive trip up the mountain leave us wondering how to best season our sacrifices.
Read MoreAfter showing off his water walking skills, Jesus makes sure everyone gets something to eat, and then sneaks into a safe house. Meanwhile, Herod (which one, we're not quite sure), placates his wife with John the Baptist's head on a platter.
Read MoreHold on because Mark is moving fast! The roof is off, the demons are out, and we're feeling things in our hearties as Jesus Not So Meek & Mild gets cozy with the misfits.
Read MoreThe penultimate episode of Matthew is action packed, starting off work with virgins toking lamps, an intense and whacky Jesus, and parables found lacking. The disciples and Jesus share their last meal before betrayal and denial.
Read MoreAfter an update about Emily's encounters with Christians, we are blessed with a chapter-long rant from Jesus, in which he condemns capitalism and rips into the offspring of vipers.
Read MoreJesus is busy this week! He's riding donkeys, overturning tables, cursing trees, and answering questions in between speaking in metaphors as he preaches. There may be lots of answers to be had but no more questions are allowed.
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Jase provides some historical context about Jesus, Emily is introduced to a song, and an ancient Karen is discovered. Jesus' complaint policy is revealed, and at least one famous saying is spoken,
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